In less than 24 hours, we will know if House Republicans, Senate Democrats, and the White House have effectively used the 73% of their time not used insulting each other to prevent the shutdown of the Federal Government. Here at the possible outcomes tomorrow.
1. Government Shutdown—–The worst outcome for everyone involved especially the people who work for the Federal Government. Unlike 1995, no one has the political instincts of Bill Clinton, and therefore, every politician involved will look bad. Obama will be seen as a weak leader, the Tea Party will look like obstructionists, and John Boehner will cry. Basically, everything we already know about the respective parties already. Chance——35%
2. Temporary Continuing Resolution with all Republican riders attached —–If you haven’t seen some of things attached to H. R. 1, then you probably don’t know what I am talking about. I advise you to take a look. Every Republican pet peeve of the last 10 years has been thrown on the end of H.R. 1…..Planned Parenthood funding, EPA funding, Affordable Care Act funding, and Education Department funding are all at risk. Of course, the Democrats aren’t that excited to throw away years of legislative victories to get a budget passed. Chance——5%
3. Temporary Continuing Resolution with some Republican riders attached—–The Democrats succeed in saving Planned Parenthood and Affordable Care Act funding and give up most everything else. Democrats claim victory by saving(temporarily) the big name items while Republicans get most of what they wanted. Chance——40%
4. Passage of complete FY2011 Federal Budget——This seems unlikely but hey, it might still happen. Obama and the Democrats have moved up to a little over $30 billion in cuts while Boehner and his Tea Party faction are looking for $61 billion or more. I’d be shocked if they found a compromise by midnight tomorrow. Chance——-20%
5. Eric Cantor unilaterally institutes H.R. 1 into law—–Someone needs to watch Schoolhouse Rock. Chance——-0%
6. John Boehner cries——Oh yeah. Chance———100%