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		<title>Twitter&#8217;s History Not As It Seems</title>
		<link>http://patrickumsted.com/2011/04/twitters-history-not-as-it-seems/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 21:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Umsted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gawker just published a great piece on the whitewashing of certain elements of their history.  It&#8217;s hard to argue that Evan Williams made the wrong decision to force out Odeo co-founder Noah Glass, but you still must feel for Glass for being denied the credit he deserves for the creation of such a game changing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://gawker.com/#!5791754/how-twitters-predominant-founder-was-fired-and-forgotten">Gawker</a> just published a great piece on the whitewashing of certain elements of their history.  It&#8217;s hard to argue that Evan Williams made the wrong decision to force out Odeo co-founder Noah Glass, but you still must feel for Glass for being denied the credit he deserves for the creation of such a game changing platform.</p>
<blockquote><p>Odeo cofounder Noah Glass gravitated toward Jack Dorsey, whom Glass says was &#8220;one of the stars of the company.&#8221;  Jack had an idea for a completely different product that revolved around &#8220;status&#8221;—what people were doing at a given time.</p>
<p>&#8220;I got the impression he was unhappy with what he was working on –  a lot of cleanup work on Odeo.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;He started talking to me about this idea of status and how he was really interested in status,&#8221; Glass says. &#8220;I was trying to figure out what it was he found compelling about it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;There was a moment when I was sitting with Jack and I said, &#8216;Oh, I do see how this could really come together to make something really compelling.&#8217; We were sitting on Mission St. in the car in the rain. We were going out and I was dropping him off and having this conversation. It all fit together for me.&#8221;</p>
<p>One day in February 2006, Glass, Dorsey, and a German contract developer Florian Webber presented Jack&#8217;s idea to the rest of the company.  It was a system where you could send a text to one number and it would be broadcasted out to all of your friends: Twttr.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Some People Are Really Sick</title>
		<link>http://patrickumsted.com/2011/03/some-people-are-really-sick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 19:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Umsted</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[earthquake]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve thought for a while that the Internet might be a net negative for our society.  See, in the days before the Internet people with crazy ideas and stupid notions were certain to have those ideas and notions laughed at by the majority of the general population.  As a result, those ideas and notions stayed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve thought for a while that the Internet might be a net negative for our society.  See, in the days before the Internet people with crazy ideas and stupid notions were certain to have those ideas and notions laughed at by the majority of the general population.  As a result, those ideas and notions stayed where they belonged&#8230;.in the shadows only to be brought out when mocked.</p>
<p>The Internet, however, has allowed like minded absurdists with crazy ideas and stupid notions to get together and confirm each other ideas and notions as something other than inane drivel.  When that happens?  You get some really sick stuff.</p>
<p>That brings me to <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2011/03/i_hope_these_people_arent_your/GodBlessAmerica.jpeg">this collection of Facebook posts</a> made in response to the horrific Japanese earthquake and resulting tsunami.  I would post the picture, but the number of crazy ideas and stupid notions posted required a file so large that it wouldn&#8217;t fit on my blog.  So enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Homecoming to Austin</title>
		<link>http://patrickumsted.com/2011/01/homecoming-to-austin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 21:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Umsted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A great video featuring my adopted hometown of Austin, TX.  Places I recognize here: 1. South Congress- Great shops, restaurants, and ridiculously great food trailers. 2. Zilker Park-Home of Austin City Limits Festival and beautiful Spring days. 3. Barton Springs Pool- Where summer and high bacteria come together. 4. University of Texas- Hey, they have [...]]]></description>
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<p>A great video featuring my adopted hometown of Austin, TX.  Places I recognize here:</p>
<p>1. South Congress- Great shops, restaurants, and ridiculously great food trailers.</p>
<p>2. Zilker Park-Home of Austin City Limits Festival and beautiful Spring days.</p>
<p>3. Barton Springs Pool- Where summer and high bacteria come together.</p>
<p>4. University of Texas- Hey, they have a tower and a Gutenberg Bible.  Beat that College Station.</p>
<p>5. 6th Street- (mostly)Cheap beer, cops with horses, and parents with strollers at 1AM.</p>
<p>6. Capital of Texas Highway- Beautiful part of town where the video culminates with sunset at the Pennybacker bridge over the Colorado River.</p>
<p>[hattip: <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/13/sweet-little-rotosco.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+(Boing+Boing)&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader">BoingBoing</a>]</p>
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		<title>If Movies had the Internet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 21:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Umsted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[via: CollegeHumor] See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.]]></description>
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<p>[via: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945377">CollegeHumor</a>]</p>
<div style="padding: 5px 0pt; text-align: center; width: 640px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>
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		<title>Star Wars/A-Team mashup</title>
		<link>http://patrickumsted.com/2010/01/star-warsa-team-mashup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 21:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Umsted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[hattip: BoingBoing]]]></description>
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<p>[hattip: <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/29/star-warsa-team-intr.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&amp;utm_medium=twitter">BoingBoing</a>]</p>
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		<title>APPLE JUICE!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://patrickumsted.com/2009/12/apple-juice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Umsted</dc:creator>
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		<title>And thank you for adding to my health care costs.</title>
		<link>http://patrickumsted.com/2009/11/and-thank-you-for-adding-to-my-health-care-costs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Umsted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone who goes to an ER without health insurance has to be paid for by the rest of us.  If you are against any health care reform, you should also be against the uninsured going to the ER with no way of paying for it.  So I thank you Ms. Marianne Stebbins for advising the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone who goes to an ER without health insurance has to be paid for by the rest of us.  If you are against any health care reform, you should also be against the uninsured going to the ER with no way of paying for it.  So I thank you Ms. Marianne Stebbins for advising the uninsured to do whatever is in their power to increase my insurance premiums and health care costs while not providing any ideas whatsoever to lower the impact on our health care system of the uninsured.</p>
<p>Context&#8211;She is upset over Rep. Cao(R-LA) voting for Obamacare, or Pelosicare, or Hitlercare, or whatever the Teabaggers call it these days.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-197" title="Picture-24" src="http://patrickumsted.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Picture-24.png" alt="Picture-24" width="543" height="71" /></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t agree with a public option at this time.  Make COBRA coverage available and realistic<span>. End the insurance companies&#8217; ability to limit coverage based on <span>pre</span>-existing conditions.  Allow insurance companies to compete state to state with one another.  These ideas I can support and these ideas would increase coverage while encouraging competition in the marketplace.  However, just telling the uninsured to just go the the ER is the status  <span>quo</span> and is unsustainable as our population and the number of uninsured grow.</span></p>
<p>P.S.- I also thank your pirate hat.  GAAAARRHHH!!!!!</p>
<p>[hattip: <a href="http://washingtonindependent.com/67037/the-war-on-joseph-cao">Washington Independent</a>]</p>
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		<title>That Waldo bastard has been found for good.</title>
		<link>http://patrickumsted.com/2009/10/that-waldo-bastard-has-been-found-for-good/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Umsted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We Found Waldo]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://sfumato21.deviantart.com/art/We-found-Waldo-140756912">We Found Waldo</a></p>
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		<title>Whitesnake is still awesome</title>
		<link>http://patrickumsted.com/2009/04/whitesnake-is-still-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Umsted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And by awesome I mean awesomely stuck in the 1990&#8242;s. I realize that the last 18 years have been tough for 1980&#8242;s hair bands. Grunge comes along to rape and pillage your careers. But this Internet thing comes around to let you link up with your few remaining fans. So you come up with this: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And by awesome I mean awesomely stuck in the 1990&#8242;s.</p>
<p>I realize that the last 18 years have been tough for 1980&#8242;s hair bands.  Grunge comes along to rape and pillage your careers. But this Internet thing comes around to let you link up with your few remaining fans.  So you come up with this:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Whitesnake" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/3TEYWvekrlny4dk1vi5WxmO4o1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&amp;Expires=1241212993&amp;Signature=76%2BWf1ksqA2o4credEDjxePiQgs%3D" alt="" width="768" height="372" /></p>
<p>In 1996, this is a state of the art band website.  While most of the Internet universe is still making their way out of Gopher, CompuServe, and Prodigy, Whitesnake moves past the AOL universe into something that would even make the most accomplished HTML nerd on Geocities stand up and take attention.</p>
<p>Once again, however, <a href="http://www.whitesnake.com/">Whitesnake</a> is overtaken by the inertia of history.  The Internet moves on&#8230;Geocities dies, AOL tries to destroy TimeWarner, the advent of Flash, Java, The Google, and Facebook.  What is a over-the-hill rock band to do?  Sure, they  would&#8217;ve liked to invest money into a new website, however, the casinos and tractor pulls they&#8217;ve been playing sporadically over the past decade just don&#8217;t pay the bills like sold out arenas once did.  They are touring with Judas Priest this summer.  Perhaps Rob Halford can give the guys a loan to get their website at least into this century.</p>
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