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2 rules I have….

1. Don’t listen to idiots.

2. Don’t listen to white people rap.

These are easy rules to live by, and I believe would make the world a better place if implemented on a grander scale.  With that in mind, I bring you……the Christian Side Hug.

Have Calvinistic thought and hip hop so permeated mainstream white, protestant culture and so repressed our nation’s young sexually that we must have rap* songs promoting a “safe” hug?  You know what I see when I watch this clip?  A bunch of idiots running around like fools. I see a bunch of girls in the crowd who are going to get pregnant out of wedlock because they’ve been taught an unrealistic abstinence-based sex education all of their lives.  Girls and young women that feel so demonized for having natural sexual attractions that they refuse to talk to anyone about their feelings.  Uninformed kids make bad decisions and that room is full of uninformed kids that think the Big Guy in the Sky will hate them for eternity for acting on natural impulses.

[edit-Do you think the Rough Riders(DMX, Eve, etc) practice the Christian Side Hug?]

*-I realize that this is rap in the loosest definition of the term.

“Columbus go home!!!!”   This is what happens when lemmings with no idea about their country’s history get together.  Idiocy.

Its no secret that with an invasion of immigrants, comes waves of crime.  We see them involved in massive theft, in murder, and bringing diseases like smallpox, which is responsible for the death of millions of Americans.  These aren’t new problems though, they have been going on for hundreds of years, and continue to this day.

I say its time for us to say enough is enough!  Are you with me?  Are you with me?  Lets send these European immigrants back where they came from!  I don’t care if they are Polish, Irish, English, Italian, or Norwegian!  European immigrants are responsible for the most violent and heinus crimes in the history of the world, including genocide and slavery!  Its time to restore the sovereignty of people native to this land!  I want more workplace raids, starting with the big banks downtown.  There are thousands of illegals working in those buildings, hiding in their offices, and taking Dakota jobs.  Let’s round them up and ship them out.  Then we need to hit them at home where they sleep, I don’t care if we separate families, they should have known better when they came here illegally!

…from Westboro Baptist Church keeping it classy as usual.  Quote below from one of the ignorant on their website of ignorance:

“Quakers?! Are you frigging kidding me? You pretend to be all non-violent, and you allow the most bloody, deceitful, evil, murderous bastard and his shemale sidekick to place their satanic spawn within your four walls?”

FYI, it appears they will be in Killen, TX tomorrow to picket the memorial service of the men and women who died at the Ft. Hood massacre.  Must be nice to be crazy, ignorant, and not have to work.

Noor Faleh Almaleki died Monday of injuries suffered when she was run over October 20 in a parking lot in the Phoenix suburb of Peoria, Arizona, police there said. Authorities said they expect to change the aggravated assault charge against her father, Faleh Hassan Almaleki, 48, to more severe counts after meetings with prosecutors, Peoria police announced.

Peoria police said Faleh Hassan Almaleki believed his daughter had become “too Westernized” and had abandoned “traditional” Iraqi values. Peoria police spokesman Mike Tellef told CNN the family moved to the Phoenix area in the mid-1990s, and Almaleki was unhappy with his daughter’s style of dress and her resistance to his rules.

So let me get this straight.  You move your family to the United States when your daughter is just a small girl.  She grows up as an American; she goes to American schools, watches American TV, and is immuresed in American culture.  Yet, you are upset once she becomes “too westernized”.   What did you expect?  UGH!!!  Nothing can really be said other than it’s a shame that this mental giant took it upon himself to kill his beautiful daughter.

….and need a good laugh, go to the Spiritual Research Foundation and learn how to correctly pray.  For example, the below graphic demonstrates the “effectiveness” of different praying positions.

How exactly were these percentages ascertained?  Out of thin air, that’s where.  It’s amazing to me the time, resources, and lives that are wasted studying/believing the most irrelevant junk.  Just think of the progress that would’ve/could still be made if we’d only move past the superstitions that hold back the progress of man.

Some day these people are going to have kids/careers and these pictures will come to bite them in the ass.  It’s on the Internet….it ain’t going anywhere.

[hattip: Look At This Fucking Hipster]